Tommy Morrison Through The Looking Glass in Never-Never Land

Dear Tommy,

Is it Tommy Morrison or Tommy Gunn, or have the personages become fused now? I can never keep the story straight about Tommy David Morrison, born January 2, 1969.

Young Tom

Young Tom

Neither can Wikipedia:

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Vs Big George

Vs Big George

Anyway, most boxing fans appreciate the heavyweight boxing career of the Tommy The Duke Morrison even if we never quite got the claimed lineage to John Wayne anymore than we did the claim of being Scottish American and half Indian. I guess being from Arkansas, Tommy Morrison can claim just about any and every genealogical link possible.

(Insert: He’s his own grandpa joke here.)

Naw, man, anymore than we can keep it straight whether Tommy Morrison ever tested positive or not for HIV. Man, life is a bitch living in the “testing era” where folks undergo millions of routine drug and HIV screening tests every year that have life and death career consequences once a positive sample turns up.

Funny that we almost never find out the public results of the screenings of Leaders of State and Corporate Bigwiggies, but then everyone knows their stuff don’t stink and have no need to abide by the regulations they hand down to us.

So we have to laugh in between crying as we jump through the regulatory hoops for the right to earn our daily bread.

Well, we the people have some wise words handed down to us through the ages to assist us in dealing with the ever present powers that rule over us. “When in Rome, do as Romans do” sounds like sage advice. When Cesar comes callin’, then give unto Cesar that is due him as Jesus counseled in earlier days.  

What is Morrison gonna do when they come for the post fight drug test, tell them that his admitted steroid use is all in the past and no longer relevant?

If he’s truly interested in fighting sans a certified HIV negative test result, there’s always an odd Indian casino to be found, or head on back down to Mexico again, or better yet, Columbia or Ecuador if lax standards of oversight floats his boat.

Why he suddenly got a hankering to fight in Montreal, claiming he was licensed in Canada which he is not, might be a mystery better told on Dr. Freud’s leather couch rather than wage a shoddily constructed battle against Canada regulations.

Ol' Tom

Ol' Tom

Or get a league of likely sponsors like the flat earthers allying with the moon landing and global warming deniers to sponsor him on the unlicensed circuit along side the dog & cock fights in the backwaters. No shortage of “fighters” loving the opportunity to notch the scalp of a 42 yr old Tommy Morrison operating at 20% of his prime level.

Or, as per Tommy: “We’ll take the dog and pony show somewhere else.”


One response to “Tommy Morrison Through The Looking Glass in Never-Never Land

  1. T.L. Morrison !

    Terence Morrison ! Terence if you do fight really really good you will see Hollywood is coming everybody do win the fights is great one Hall Fame and Hollywood good luck and do not miss Bodybuilding ! See you later good luck ! Strong hard muscles !

    Yesterday i was to beasy i can not move my neck because of writtings online painful !

    That fighting system yesterday ! Chin to forehead got a system standard is :

    Chin 1 2 3 left right left : 1 left chin : and than 1 chin left and right fist stomach site 1 and than left chin : 1 2 3 : three times every time every punch/JAB: and than : 1 right stomach site and than 1 2 3 three times right : and than left chin right stomach site and left chin : and the same to the other site : 1 2 3 right chin left stomach site and right chin and than left stomach site and than 1 2 3 left left left three times left and than right chin left stomach site and right chin and than 1 2 3 left right left : ending : chin stomach sites chin : face sites are here not and forehead : but could do too : the same system 1 2 3 : would be chin… face site right fist chin and face site left fist and chin and forehead left 1 2 3 right 1 2 and ending left ! Is the same system to use if like to do ! That is the system developed chin stomach sites … to forehead !

    Standard regular is : 1 2 3 chin right stomach site and chin 1 2 left right chin ( could be 1 2 3 4 times that works too two punches more ) left stomach site and right left chin anc face site right fist and chin 1 2 left right and left fist face site and chin right left right 1 2 3 and than forehead 1 2 3 left shoulder back head to the site and and than right fist to the forehead 1 2 and ending 1 left fist forehead !

    And to do that to begin with the right fist ! Both site that system every time ! 3/7/11/21 ://///41/81/101 ! in a second rhythm every punch jab and speed is three time per second that is speed ! And speed will see is great trained or not !

    i do give you another one fighting system : straight chest high like : left right left : and : head high the same like against the chin : left right left : and : than : shoulder high left right left and over the head until to underarms half over the head and straight left right left ! 3 times is standard 1 2 3 left right left : 7 times : 11/21 times in real enough: 41 times/81 /101 is the strongest ! 1 2 3 …..21 times and than 21 times if you got the rhythm try 41/81/101 ! Classic fight Style is : lead arms is in front leg and the other leg is back and the punch fist is close to the chin : the lead arm is distance holder not to get your face ! Be careful not to be knocked out or TKO and what do you think to get a World Title Belt :WBF : and: there are 50 different world title belts ! GBO GBA GBC etc. etc. WBF: IBA : is to get with a world title belt you can challenge the other biggest belts and the expensive strong belt is the WBC belt ! Do never give up a fight there are 12 rounds there is a referee is do say fight is over than is over because of a cut over the eye do never stop a fight or give up most of the fighters do give up the fight that makes every body crazy ! Protect you chin and face ! Touch with the lead fist the fist/s gloves to block to put on the gloves to to bock and to push down and from the fist to the forehead 100 % points you do get the point to the forehead ! Than chin face sites stomach sites ! Chin Stomach site and chin to block the arms fists and chin no matter what happened to the chin !


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