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May The Schwarz Be With You~Tyson Fury vs Tom Schwarz

The mercurial Irish rogue, Tyson Fury goes against Tom Schwarz this Saturday, June 15th @MGM Grand, Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas.

Schwartz is a fringe level Euro contender out of Germany who’s fought a grocery list of “Who’s Thats,” yet only just turned 25. He’s unproven and undefeated, so that makes him an unknown dangerous quantity. One never knows just how hungry he might be and what untapped genius that may be pulled out of nowhere for the first time in the middle of a tough fight.

Fury in this Wilder interim seems to have had a major “Fancy Dan” style makeover. No shirt, no shoes, and, most probably no underwear. Those little squares are classic boxing photos, perhaps a couple of thousand in a one off suit. Compare the long and lanky Fury to the blocky, thickly built Schwarz. And no, I don’t know the significance of the eye candy staged between them, but she’s got that smirking satisfied “look” to her.

The Stats Zone Tale of the Tape more than a little bit off on Fury’s boxing stance. Fury has fought strictly lefty in a few bouts and has been generously switching seamlessly from righty to lefty and back and forth for a few years now. Not sure if that is a real advantage for him other than it seems to suit his nature which is a good thing for a boxer to feel in the ring, maybe like Ali and his Ali shuffle. Fury is still fresh off an epic fight with Deontay Wilder in California where he was widely leading on all the cards before getting careless that resulted in Wilder dropping him twice, definitely a thriller as Tyson made a big impression on Americans even if the final result was a draw.

Schwartz is also a big, strong fella, so if he can fight some and has a punch, well, “It Happens.” Meanwhile here’s Tyson is looking like that snappy choirboy in Church choir, apparently the soloist singing in the “gravel” range with more tiny squares of classic boxing photos embedded in his suit. I’d guess he loves boxing.

Also noteworthy is that this will be Fury’s first fight with Bob Arum’s Top Rank in a reputed multi-fight deal. And apparently Fury’s old promoter, Frank Warren, will be a co-promoter as he has been part of the team in every press conference. Sonny Conto as part of Arum’s newly acquired heavyweight stable made his splashy debut early in 2019 also says he will be fighting on the undercard and has been a training partner for Fury in the lead up to this fight.

May The Schwarz Be With You!

 

 

 

Death Match~Dominic Breazeale vs Deontay Wilder

Dominic Breazeale takes a crack at the WBC belt held by Deontay Wilder @Barclays in BrooklynNew York this Saturday, May 18th, but that ain’t all he wants a crack at.

Breazeale’s long suffering dream of getting his hands on his cowardly attacker of his family has finally come to fruition. The backdrop was that after sharing the card in Birmingham, Alabama 2 years ago, in the lobby of the hotel where both were registered, Wilder, seemingly assisted his boxing sibling, Marsellos Wilder, and heavily reinforced with a dozen or so thugs of Wilder’s entourage, buffeted and battered Breazeale and terrorized his wife and two kids who were forced to flee for safety. Such is completely out of character of the Marquise of Queensbury Rules that boxing operates under that are supposed to fairly regulate applied rules of boxing, but defilement of such is too often the modern construct of today’s manhood both in and out of the ring.

Breazeale is supposed to have filed a lawsuit against Wilder, but basically the whole thing was quickly swept out of sight by their mutual overseer, Al Haymon. Wilder has also had similar results swept away after at least two arrests for battering women not of his “family” in other “hotel incidents.”

Breazeale also sued the hotel for not having proper security, but I’d have to think the lobby staff and or guests would also call the police as just a couple of security guards would’ve been unable to stop the extended melee. No word on what any of the terrified guests may have thought or any official charges being filed, and the only public eyewitness account I read about was filed promptly after the incident by one of the more reliable writers in boxing, Steve Kim.

Breazeale has mentioned his kids are afraid for his life all while the heavily prison tattooed Wilder goes full ghetto about literally killing his opponents in the ring in the lead up to this regrettable fight, something not seen since the public meltdowns of the mentally ill Mike Tyson propped up to be exploited for ages well past his best days. The boxing suits are always looking to squeeze every last buck to be made on a fighter as can be seen with this low brow promotion.

Here’s the news report of the Birmingham incident, but the footage is smartphone footage from a distance and it’s difficult to make out what’s happening other than clearly someone is getting accosted:

https://www.wvtm13.com/article/fan-captures-cellphone-video-of-hotel-brawl-after-deontay-wilder-fight-in-birmingham/8989188

Another report here:

https://www.tmz.com/2017/04/13/dominic-breazeale-deontay-wilder-fight-assault-hotel/

Neither one of these guys is noted for their fancy Dan boxing skills, but they are hugely tall men at 6-7 height and corresponding weights who can brawl a bit and hit fairly hard as can be imagined, but they also get beat up in the ring almost as much as they dish out their beatings. One factor going in is that Wilder has been strangely underweight compared to previous outings leading to rumors of some ongoing physical problem or disease.

The WBC has been perceived as being the weak sister in the heavyweight proliferation of ABC belts these days after the retirement of Champion Emeritus Vitali Klitschko, so no matter who the owner is after the fight, nobody but Wilder’s entourage will ever be calling him champ after his string of TBA short notice defenses. Breazeale at least gets a full 6 week training camp for this no matter how much the ref on the night may be handicapping him, and make no mistake that nobody is calling for a rematch of Breazeale and Joshua. Thus far the suits have made peanuts on the thuggery of Wilder, aka the Bronze Bambi aka Deyonce on boxing forums in derision of his bogus belt and TBA short notice defenses in Birmingham, Alabama. TBAs and short notice fights have become an Al Haymon trademark along with being bunkered out of sight deep in Las Vegas as he relies on his spokesmen to do his bidding.

Aside from all the suits lined up against him, an unstated obstacle against Breazeale remains, that of sporting a set of titties that would do a 12 year old adolescent girl proud. Now, no offense to the man booby world of today, but I can’t recall off hand any champion fighter of note sporting such a rack as Dominic. Maybe he can train them off for this fight, we shall see.

Besides Wilder, the only other big $$$ in the heavyweight division to be made would be undefeated Tyson Fury against Anthony Joshua, but thus far neither fighter has been keen on that fight that is not surprising given the utter dominance and classy global appeal Joshua has shown over the division, good enough to make Boxrec’s P4P top 10 at #6.

So, tomorrow will be a day of reckoning for Boxing to see what direction the Grade B heavyweights will take. Thuggery or Family Man? Wilder or Breazeale?

Fury in Big Bear Training in His Underwear!

Yes, Virginia, Tyson Fury looks back for a short interim as he trains in his underpants for a Deyonce Wilder bout come December 1st. Insert Shotgun Willie lyrics here:

Shotgun Willie

Shotgun Willie

Shotgun Fury
Stand around in his underwear
Shotgun Fury
Stand around in his underwear
Bitin’ on a bullet
And pullin’ out hair
Shotgun Fury
Got his family there
Well, you can’t sell fight
If you got nothin’ to say
You can’t break an egg
If you ain’t in shape to play
You can’t box
If you ain’t got a partner to dance
Now Tyson Fury was workin’
For the Man
At 6 foot 9
Fury was a helluva man
Yeah, he made a lotta money
Selling fights on the Traveler plan

Shotgun Fury Standing in his underwear

Shotgun Fury Standing in his underwear

Yes, Virginia, Fury has an underwear endorsement from a British firm, and you too could be the proud recipient of such a colorful multi-hued garb, and with the right connections bolstered with plenty of $$$$, you too could be officially Fury undergarbed ringside at Staples CenterLos Angeles come fright night this Christmas season.

 

High and Mighty arrival at Big Bear training camp in California. Let’s hope Cali wildfires don’t trap him there, and then you risk the shaky helicopter ride.

 

 

Anthony Joshua vs Alexander Povetkin

Anthony Joshua continues to take the heavyweight world by storm when he laces up against the long time top ranked fighter Deyonce Wilder shamelessly ducked out on, Alexander Povetkin, taking place Saturday, September 22 at Wembley Stadium.

For the 39 year old Olympic Gold Medalist, Povetkin, this could be his last chance saloon moment in the High Noon of sun if he can pull off the upset in the unified champ’s own backyard. Any fighter worth his weight will have dreamed of this opportunity, but previously Povetkin, 34-1, 24 KO, was never so ambitious. He turned pro to much acclaim, yet was soon seen as too small with no mitigating power to offset this behemoth generation of heavyweights and could only net nominal titles. When he finally stepped up after his own spate of ducking to take on the legendary Wladimir Klitschko, what an humiliating, man verses boy beating he took, but he took it well and is as tough as they come.

For Joshua who is 28 years old and 21-0, 20 KO, this is another moment to carve his name into fistic stone as one of the greatest fighters ever, so I expect both fighters to be in great shape with great battle plans, and given the stylistic and size differences, I expect a high end tactical fight early as each runs through his gears to test the other out. However, if only looking at the traditional boxing numbers that can be crunched on paper regarding the assets and liabilities of both fighters going into this fight, they heavily favor Joshua.

It would take the exceedingly rare, one off fighter to overturn the immutable laws of the universe, but not this time.

Adam Kownacki vs Charles Martin

This an unusual bout of a native Pole, now presumably American citizen and a new heavyweight contender, Adam Kownacki, 17-0, 14 KO, against a likewise relatively untested former WBA champ Charles Martin, 25-1, 23 KO being held @Barclays Center, Brooklyn, Saturday, September 8th.

Kownacki is rated 10th in Ring, and 12th in Boxrec whereas Martin is unranked in either because of inactivity. Both are sluggers, so I doubt we’ll see much in the way of Fancy Dan boxing, but more likely a war of attrition. Kownacki looks like a chubby choirboy without his beard, whereas Martin began looking like a jellied crack daddy with or without a beard after getting badly whooped by the now unified champ Anthony Joshua. After that fight where Martin netted a purse greater than the career earnings of TBA champ, Deontay Wilder, Martin got hisself shot up on the bad side of Las Angeles in the early AM hours while engaged in some shady business. Both have limited Ama careers and are in their prime athletic years, 29 and 32 years of age respectively.

I see it as pretty much a 50/50 fight of aspiring contenders. Never watched Kownacki save some fight highlights that show a face first, high intensity slugger, but I saw the regrettable Vyacheslav Glazkov and Joshua fights where Martin looked down right terrible, clueless really, and that IBF scrap he won had been stripped off Tyson Fury before the week was up after his epic Wladimir Klitschko victory, reduced to sham title with no credibilty whatsoever with the public until Joshua unified it with the other titles.

Nonetheless, this is a decent fight regardless of the limitations of the fighters, so who could ask more of a fighter than to toe the scratch line for another good go?

English Dillion Whyte vs Aussie Lucas Browne

Englishman Dillian Whyte defends his WBC Silver Heavyweight title against Aussie Lucas Browne for the unofficial Commonwealth title at The O2 in London, March 24. The 29 year old Whyte last beat the inactive, comebacking former contender Robert Helenius, so no surprises to see him as the #1 ranked WBC heavyweight with their WBC champion ducking him to take on an old man on blood pressure medication.

Boxing has been in a slow soak of the steaming hot mess they have made of their sport for a number of years now, just a pitiable oversight of the sport in total disrespect of the majority of honorable boxers only wanting fairly officiated matches in a fairly run sport and rabid fans only wanting the same.

Ain’t no chance in Hell that will happen in my lifetime except for occasional exceptions, so we the fans are gonna have to die and go to Valhalla to see the best face the best in a fairly run sport.

The WBC champ, Deyonce Wilder makes peanut purses fighting TBA journeymen setups compared to the tens of millions former champ Mike Tyson made for every fight that the real Heavyweight champ, Anthony Joshua, now commands in England. The whole world knew who Mike Tyson is, but it’s debatable if 50% of Deyonce’s hometown of Tuscaloosa know who he is. No matter, the winner of Whyte vs Browne is the WBC mandatory challenger to his peanuts purse.

Browne is undefeated, 22-0, 22 KO, as the former interim WBA champ after having been caught in the vise of the incompetent drug testing cartels for some infinitesimally tiny drug infraction of disputed results. He has some size and strength over Whyte, 22-1, 16 KO, who is hardly a wilting flower, but their different boxing styles and fighting mentalities, Browne being more the traditional upright style and Whyte more the awkward slugger style, make this one of the better fights that could be found in the division…Hallelujah…

 

Deyonce Wilder Looks To Reclaim Name vs “The Real King Kong” Luis Ortiz

The skinny: @Brooklyn’s Barclays Center, Deyonce “The Bronze Bambi” Wilder defends his title against unbeaten contender Luis “The Real Old King Kong” Ortiz on Saturday, March 3.

As Wilder fights goes, this a less of a joke than his previous hilarious efforts, but only because it’s not a TBA short notice fight against journeymen as is his custom. Ortiz “was” a legit contender who gets 7 weeks of training camp, unheard of in prior Wilder opponent preparations. I say “was” a legit contender because Ortiz has been comparatively inactive because of so called “failed” drug tests. In his last failed attempt, his “typical lowbrowed management that all these poor, bedraggled Cuban refugees fleeing the Castro communist regime were suckered into signing with failed to declare his high blood pressure medication needed to pass a boxing physical. Joe Frazier is the most prominent example of high blood pressure almost doing him in despite professionally nurtured natural attributes and skills developed for his craft of boxing, so in summation, Ortiz has quite suddenly become elderly and damaged medical goods in advance of this alleged fight, hence the sudden rush of Deyonce to fight him.

Yeah, right! What’s a guy with high blood pressure doing in the fight business anyway you ask?

Well, it goes like this: The Real King Kong is a grizzled 39 years old now, and like most Cuban fighters is suspected of being older, like maybe 42 or 43, and like most fighters who never made any big money in the sport, wants to extend his career with a 2nd shot at a title belt since it would appear he has no other skills to make a living from. What more can we the public fight fans can say with any certainty in this dirty fight business without valid birth certificates that certainly won’t be forthcoming from the Castro Cuba regime and personally knowing more about his medical condition and training methods?

Wilder already backed out of  fights with both Ortiz and Povetkin because of the most infinitesimally minute level drug test results, a few parts in the billions by Povetkin of a substance that had been perfectly legal since the beginning of time until one month prior to the tests as one example. They would have been only legitimate contenders our Dear Deyonce ever would have fought with both favored to beat him given his plethora of weaknesses he has displayed against his parade of TBA knockouts, so he could well back out of this fight again at the last moment as has been his previous style he has displayed in the past.

My interpretation of this situation is that his Uncle Al Haymon finally took a hard look with more experienced eyes than he had before all of Deyonce’s previous joke promotions to realize that Deyonce himself is criminally damaged goods soon to implode. He is in constant legal scraps outside the ring and could soon ring up a whopper to put him away in the Big House at any time.

As the current WBC champ, he makes piddling purses fighting TBA journeymen setups compared to the tens of millions former champ Mike Tyson made for every fight that the current real Heavyweight champ, Anthony Joshua now commands in England. The whole world knew who Mike Tyson was, but it’s debatable if 50% of Deyonce’s hometown of Tuscaloosa, Alabama know who he is.

So Wilder trades for peanuts on the dollar in the open market of boxing compared to what he could make if he was a legit champ. Nobody cares about his infantile undefeated record against his sissy TBA setups, but he could make a few extra BIG BUCK$ against the great Brit, Anthony Joshua, so this is his first baby step to make that fight happen. Perhaps, but only perhaps if he don’t back out of this fight again to end up squatting over his self imposed potty waiting, waiting, waiting for his big moment to arrive…snicker…

Alexander Ustinov Vs Manuel Charr

Alexander Ustinov,34-1, 25 KO, goes against Manuel Charr, 30-4, 17 KO, for the vacant WBA world championship at Koenig-Pilsener-Arena in Oberhausen, Germany. Charr is returning to action after having had hip replacement surgery in May, while Ustinov is a huge lump of a fighter generously avoided for that substantial reason.

Well, folks, such activity is probably needed to grease the skids for a Deyonce Wilder WBC/WBA unification down the line. Of course Anthony Joshua holds the real WBA title, the “Super” title along with the IBF title, but the WBC unification is probably way off in the future to 2019 if ever. Joseph Parker is the current WBO titlest looking for a big payday by leveraging Deyonce and Joshua for the best payday.

Regardless, Joshua is the consensus #1 Man of the division into the foreseeable future. 

“Deyonce” Wilder Defends WBC Alabama Title against Bermane Stiverne

I wasn’t going to bother with this WBC farce, but the comedy value is just too temptingly great to pass up.

Yup, “Deyonce” Wilder Defends his WBC Alabamy Mudflats Title against Bermane Stiverne in Barclays Center, Brooklyn, New York, of all places, Saturday, November 4th. Expect the place to be heavily papered in free and reduced value tickets since he can’t draw more than a few flies in his home state of Alabama where he usually can be found fighting the latest TBA on short notice that Stiverne represents for a bag of peanuts and popcorn.

Yup, the WBC Alabamy belt represents the highest achievement of American heavyweights since his debut 9 years ago.

Oh, he’ll moan about phantom drug test failings, something that Stiverne himself is guilty of in the most incremental way of a fail possible when you understand that 90% of the American population couldn’t pass modern day drug testing including the kids who are so addled after being drugged up by modern docs and psychologists that the American culture is ready to implode yet again. So it ain’t like dear Deyonce is some kind of holy warrior only fighting clean fighters when in fact he’s been fighting guys who nominally failed drug tests like Stiverne who couldn’t make a top 20 ranking in Ring or Boxrec, but King can pay the WBC to make him a mandatory opponent in spite of the complete lack of accomplishments after he lost his title to Deyonce.

The 39 year old Stiverne is just a single fight above being retired after their last fight almost 3 years years ago, and that against a journeyman where he hardly distinguished himself. Let’s face it, at this stage of Don King boxing is just a hobby and Stiverne is perfect for him in that he’s about a lazy a ring presence as ever existed. Everything about his first fight with Deyonce stinks as most Don King fights do when Stiverne had to be admitted to a hospital afterward suffering from “severe dehydration”, a condition almost impossible to achieve in heavyweights from never needing to drop weight to make a division limit. Moreover, their fight like most are in climate controlled environments, and like most heavyweight bouts, their’s was slow paced because neither has ever in traditionally good shape because neither has ever aspired to fight the best in their division.

Stiverne turned pro in July 2005 and Deyonce in November of 2008, and allowing the typical 3 years of heavyweight development before fighting their first touted prospect or fringe contender types, Stiverne only shows two wins over former contender Chris Arreola in 2013-2014, 8 years AFTER his debut. Wilder made that jump in 2014 over former champ long past any credible ranking, Siarhoi Liakhovich in 2014, 6 years after his debut, and mostly fringe contenders since if even that. The Ring and Boxrec top ten heavyweights have never been targeted because in general those types of top 10 fighters tend to fight each other. Since both Stiverne and Wilder are basically fringe contender types who have made a decent living holding a corrupted WBC belt, their circle of fighters has been limited to the fringes.

This promises more of the same, and a well deserved pittance for an orchestrated heavyweight title fight for the WBC Alabama title. Deyonce has never fought much less beat a legit Ring or Boxrec top ten heavy. The list of top 10 names he has failed to even bother negotiations with would include a who’s who of top Ring and Boxrec contenders over the past 10 years since his debut that would only partially include:

RING:

Wladimir Klitschko
Vitali Klitschko
Ruslan Chagaev
Alexander Povetkin
Nikolay Valuev
Sultan Ibragimov
Samuel Peter
Oleg Maskaev
Juan Carlos Gomez
Alexander Dimitrenko
Eddie Chambers
David Haye
Denis Boytsov
Tony Thompson
Tomasz Adamek
Robert Helenius
Kubrat Pulev
Tyson Fury

Current BOXREC:

1 ➡ Anthony Joshua
2 ➡ Alexander Povetkin
3 ➡ Deontay Wilder
4 ⬆ 1 Luis Ortiz
5 ⬇1 Kubrat Pulev
6 ➡ Tony Bellew
7 ➡ Joseph Parker
8 ➡ Christian Hammer
9 ➡ Dillian Whyte
10 ➡ Adam Kownacki
11 ➡ Jarrell Miller
12 ⬆ 1 Dominic Breazeale
13 ⬆ 1 Malik Scott
14 ⬆ 1 Charles Martin
15 ⬆ 1 Andy Ruiz Jr
16 ⬆ 1 Johann Duhaupas
17 ⬇5 Lucas Browne
18 ➡ Eric Molina
19 ➡ Carlos Takam
20 ⬆ 1 David Haye

As you can see, he has at least fought and beat the current boxrec #13 and #18, hardly a Murderers Row in the Pantheon of all time feared heavyweights, and that’s it. Yet somehow in today’s heavyweight division where most fighters tend to avoid their fellow top ranked peers in the weakest heavyweight era in history, this 32 year old marshmallow has somehow wormed his way into a high Ring and Boxrec rating on dint of a long career @37-0, 36 KO where 3/4ths of his opponents weren’t above a 300th Boxrec rating.

As to the fight, I’d expect Stiverne to get hit plenty as he did last fight, but this time they’ll call for an early stoppage to save Deyonce for the only big fight of his career where he might clear $5 million, and that’s over in England against Anthony Joshua who’s the hottest thing going in boxing these days. Of course Stiverne could catch Deyonce as he did last time, only harder, but I expect no favors for him by the judges or the ref. Watch it and weep for the good ol’ days when men were men and American heavies the real champs with nobody to dispute them. 

Anthony Josua vs Kubrat Pulev AKA Carlos Takam

Josh 19-0, 19 KO, was to defend against an long established challenger in Kubrat Pulev 25-1, 13 KO, but alas, the best laid plans of mice and men and all that, so now Josh and Carlos Takam, 28-3-1, 15 KO, are gonna tangle for his belts. That would be Saturday, October 28th in olde Wales in a surprise, Principality StadiumCardiff, probably due to this being a short notice replacement for Pulev that was orignally scheduled in England in a much bigger fight than this.

Joshua vs Takam

Joshua vs Takam

This storyline follows the traditional Arab warning of being careful for what you wish for. Now that Wladimir Klitschko retired after a truly epic fight with Josh to cap an incredibly long and productive HOF career as long wished for by his numerous critics, the heavyweight division is indeed finally bereft of credible contenders or champs save Josh who is an unrepentant Englishman. Oh dear, and a Boo-Hoo-Hoo for the few American fans who had looked forward to reclaiming their rightful birthright as American heavyweight champions, only to see their hopes dashed upon the rocks of their own ignorance of heavyweight boxing.

Oh sure, they got their prison tattooed WBC chump, Deyonce Wilder, who has scarcely surfaced but for every 5th blue moon to take on some fringe contender in a TBA, short notice fight buried deep in the mud flats of Alabamy for few bags of salted peanuts stakes. Their chump can’t draw flies to his fights in spite of the fragrant fetid whiffs of stink fanned out to the press and unadoring public by his promoter AKA “manager,” yup, you guessed it, Al Haymon.

I’ll be honest here in that 36 year old Takam is better than anyone Deyonce has defended against, but he is so outclassed by the concussive form Josh has been showing in his thus far short pro career, that lasting 4 rounds would be a stretch for Takam’s survival. Boxing has truly sunk to it’s lowest ebb in history when they can’t even field a credible contender for a dynamic young champ as Josh has proven to be. Josh compares favorably to the greats, but what if a great showed up at boxing’s doorstep today and there was nobody of any credibility to fight him?

Well, praise be to boxing’s grazing herds of boxing experts, here we are…