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Brit Twits Tweet Up Sound & Fury–David Haye vs Tyson Fury

My o my, the standard boxing trashometer has irretrievably crashed, forcing Brits to draft the United States storied NASA space program to design a bullet proof trashometer that can withstand tremendous the G force loads in the black hole vacuum of this English tea and crumpets naughty boys social. That would be David Haye vs Tyson Fury at the Manchester Arena this coming Saturday, September 28th for any wishing to check out the current state of the British heavyweight division.

*** Drat, fight postponed due to Haye cut on the last day of sparring:

http://news.boxrec.com/news/2013/haye-suffers-sparring-cut-fury-fight-postponed

The Troll Hunter Internet legend Curtis Woodhouse must be aghast at their soiled lowbrow tweets that coughed up enough bad bile to sink HMS Invincible. It seems such is the new frontier of fight negotiations that made this Dunkirk in waiting possible.

https://roberto00.wordpress.com/2013/03/25/man-up-boxrec-curtis-the-trollhunter-woodhouse/

The Bulkmaster

The Bulkmaster

The fight may begger legitmacy after Mr. Haye looks to have added a solid 30 pounds of muscle in the build up compared to his previous lean efforts if this recently published photo is any indication. If any further indications are need for how this fight might pan out, using his recent activity against supersized heavyweights as a template, he scarcely showed up for any more than farcical efforts against Nikoli Valuev and Wlad Klitschko, laughable comes in play. The much maligned Audley Harrison turned him into a pillar of salt for 3 rounds with no more than a threat of throwing a legitimate punch.

The Soliloquy

The Soliloquy

As to Mr. Fury, this could be easy work for him if his still malleable mind can construct enough discipline to box at distance with a steady punch output as he’s shown in the past. Alas, he is a fighter of purest nature at heart, sometimes caught up in the moment of face first leads with the expected downings. However, Mr. Fury is quite fortunate to know in advance that Mr. Haye has bounced off the deck more times than your average toddler’s bowl of jello, not even needing to be hit to accomplish the task. 

Tune in for a look see of the Queen’s finest puerile pugilists this Saturday. Might even see a battle of tweets by the two combatants in between rounds for a first in boxing. We can never know in advance the full extent of any extraneous mayhem when Irish Travelers for Mr. Fury and English Metromen for Mr. Haye mingle in the suds. May be a riot going on, so take care against any flying pints and sharpy brollys in the arena and the car parks!

Checking the forecast...

Checking the forecast…

Tyson’s Fury vs Kevin Johnson’s Holmes

Tyson Fury will have his ears full of Kevin Kingpin Johnson before they ever step into the ring. Johnson has been conjuring up the distant memory of former WBC champ Larry Holmes to assist him in rattling the cage of young Fury before their 12-round  non-title showdown at the Belfast Odyssey Arena on December 1st. 

Fury Time

Fury Time

That’s in Northern Ireland for those discriminating folk who want to consider how raucous a venue it is likely to be. If past forms hold true, Fury should easily outpoint Johnson who disgraced himself against the last big man he faced, Vitali Klitschko.

Fury saw his big fight against Denis Boytsov fall out after Boytsov said he wasn’t ready for the step up in class in spite of being Ring ranked if you want to talk about some bogus rankings. Johnson was willing to take the fight on 3 weeks notice, probably because few would pay to see him in the states. The Brits and Euros pay more because that’s where the heavyweight interest has gone thanks to American horizontal heavyweights getting knocked over by the dozens overseas these days, some great sport for overseas fans.

Heck, the Klitschko brothers’ long time American sparring partner, Johnathon Banks, who has been based in Germany for a number of years, he came over to the states with some of the Klitschko magic and took on the latest, greatest, next big HBO/GBP/Al Hayman promoted American heavyweight savior, Seth Mitchell. Banks knocked him down so many times that Mitchell ended in a fair big man imitation of the wondrous Zab Judah chicken break dancing jig before being counted out.

Yes, Virginia, after more than a century of ruling the Big Man division, Santa Claus no longer passes out world titles to American heavies. Might have to wait out another generation before fat Americans get some lean and mean back to their form to make a decent fight.

To the particulars, Fury is bigger than Vitali, 6-9 with an incredible 85” reach, and he’s as busy as Vitali used to be a few years back. Though not known as a big puncher, anyone that big has something of a punch, and with his volume I wouldn’t be surprised if he stopped Johnson, but only if Johnson actually shows up to fight.

Of course if Johnson reprises his Vitali fight, he’ll cower on the ropes all covered up as he fumbles for his tough guy sunglasses. Fury can throw one punch and then go nurse his pints of Guinness at ring center until the last bell rings and win all 12 rounds.

Yeah, I shouldn’t make fun of hard working fighters, but Johnson is special. He fights with his flapping mouth in a fair imitation of British Heavyweight Audley Harrison, sounding off about how he’s gonna bring the pain, ie:

“I’ll beat Fury so bad he’ll want to retire.”

Whatever floats his petticoats to make it to the ring come fight night. I guess we need to acknowledge the fractional chance of an upset. Fury might be sick or otherwise unwell, and he is still something of a kid at age 24 trying to grow into that 85″ reach, but well or otherwise, this kid loves a good fight, something Johnson is not known for. Fury has been upgrading his training and improving his boxing technique in anticipation of a title challenge next year, but he’s still weak on defense, Johnson’s biggest prayer and only hope.

Prayer and hope in extra measure are needed since Johnson is neither a heavy hitter nor a volume puncher. The best win on his record is a squat Aussie slugger, Alex Leapai, who put him in a fight before being knocked out, so that has to be respected of Johnson who seems well on his way to becoming a traveling journeyman heavyweight.

Kingpin, Have American Passport, Will Travel.

He seems destined to sport some shiny new Fury black and blue tattoos to take back to America where the sun don’t shine on the heavyweight division….never more, never more…..

That’s just the way it is Today. How many Tomorrows that may be will be up to Kevin Johnson who will be ready to be locked and loaded into the ring this coming Saturday, but can he pull the trigger or will he soil up on the ropes again? 

The Robert Helenius Finnish Homecoming Vs Dereck Chisora

A rare title fight takes place December 3rd in Hartwall Arena, Helsinki, Finland when new WBA titlest Alexander Povetkin puts boxing’s softest title on the line against 42 year old Cedric Boswell.

It goes without saying the little known Boswell was brought in to lose, so he best bring his big punch because he is not likely to outwork the busy Povetkin who at least has a work ethic going for him.

The Finnish Finish

The Finnish Finish

The serious heavyweight action takes place when the Finnish Nordic Nightmare Robert Helenius has a homecoming against Dereck Chisora who recently was well lumped by young heavyweight phenom Tyson Fury.

Helenius has been on a tear everytime he steps up in class, but to be fair, Chisora lacks the credentials of previous champs Helenius has knocked out. Chisora is a young, strong, tough fighter who was on a rampage in Britain until Fury derailed him and did briefly hold the British Commonwealth title. He also broke into the Boxrec top 10, so in his comeback he could prove to be a tougher fighter this time around.

Del Boy in his pomp

Del Boy in his pomp

Both Helenius and Chisora are the same age, 27, with the same number of fights, 16, and near the same rounds, 81 for Chisora to Helenius 79, so they are evenly matched in raw numbers with the Helenius record at 16-0, 11 KO edging out Chisora at 15-1, 9 KO.

This vacant EBU title challenge could be quite entertaining since both are big, strong, prime heavies who come to fight with some big punches, but only if Chisora can step up his game from his Fury effort. He was doughy looking and overweight, sometimes a by product of fighters looking for extra mass when they go against giants such as Fury or Vitali Klitschko. More to the point, he was clumsy without a gameplan other than landing the big punch.

Helenius is on an undefeated upswing and should be the big favorite with the oddsmakers. Chisora has seen his star plummet after the Fury loss, but therein lays his hope. Sometimes a fighter in his big homecoming against fighters they are supposed to beat can get caught up in all the hoopla of “The Magnificance of Me” and lose their focus by the time of the first the bell.

The Chisora style is that of a straight ahead puncher, and in boxing, one good punch could mean a huge payday in his next fight, so this is his puncher’s chance. Helenius can be a slow starter as he dials in his timing and punch placement, but for a big man he has shown some bruising, eyecatching combinations when he gets going for impressive stoppages.

Is this copromotion a preview with the winner getting a crack at the WBA “regular” title currently held by Povetkin? That would likely be Helenius who is signed to the same promoter, Sauerland Events.

The Perfect Furious Storm–Tyson Fury vs Neven Pajkic

November 12 will mark Fury’s 1st professional homecoming in his birthplace of Manchester. The Brits are making much of his 3rd straight undefeated opponent angle, but facts are the Derek Chisora fight was the big one.

Fury vs Pajkic

Fury vs Pajkic

Canadian Champion Neven Pajkic is more than an opponent for Fury, the fight is being billed as a grudge match of bad blood between the two, something sure to rile the crowd up. Maybe, but it’s also a step down, stay busy, learn your craft type of fight that Fury needs to progress and yes, Fury is steadily accumulating very respectable resume.

The grudge factor would seemingly translate into an aggressive ring affair, but Fury is already an aggressive fighter, so I doubt there is enough animosity for either to raise(or lower) their game to another level. Pajkic gives away much height and reach and hasn’t had a knockout in his last 6 fights against inferior opposition to Fury. He does look like the prototypical Canadian tough guy who can have his moments though, perfect to provide the needed rounds for Fury to progress. 

The 23 yr old Fury is exactly where he needs to be as the #1 British heavyweight and #9 heavyweight in the boxrec ratings. He’s also the defending British Commonwealth belt holder for this bout, so he’s been a busy lad in his brief career thus far.

I have no doubt he could beat the new WBA “champ” Alexander Povetkin, but that fight is not likely to happen anytime soon. Povetkin won’t be anywhere near a top ten contender as long as his promotional team milk his career for as long as they are able like they did with Mr. David Haye.

Ultimately Fury is going to have to challenge a Klitschko brother for his title shot, something he needs at least another year or two in development. I’m thinking that a fight against one of the few remaining American fringe contenders in Las Vegas would be the perfect promotional and developmental fight for him sometime next year.

Welcome to check out the top 25 boxrec heavyweights here for your own recomendations:

http://boxrec.com/ratings.php?country=&sex=m&division=Heavyweight&status=A&SUBMIT=Go

Tony Thompson and Eddie Chambers are the only Americans in the top 10 and were scheduled to meet before Chambers came down with injury. Tomasz Adamek used #24 Michel Grant to prepare for his challenge to Vitali Klitschko, so that would seem to be ideal for Fury.

Then there is the spector of the Klitschko managed giant Russian, Alexander Ustinov, who recently acquired the European(EBU) title. That would be a well respected title challenge and a battle of giants and perhaps also an elimination bout for the right to challenge a Klitschko.

Tyson Fury has managed to remake the world into his own oyster thus far, so I look for him to make a statement with his homecoming and move on to bigger and better things, something sorely needed in the Klitschko depleted ranks of worthy contenders.

Neven Pajkic currently has first crack at the immediate future of Tyson Fury, so we’ll just have to see what he has to say.